Seriously dude/ladies, if you don't know where you are driving, don't go ten miles an hour and swerve to the side and then jet back out into the street because you realized that was the wrong turn.If you want to go for a Sunday stroll down the sidewalk please don't take five of your friends and make a line across the sidewalk so nobody can pass and then get pissed at me when I plow through your douche wall of awesomeness. I think I'm on my way to take care of some important shit, that's who I think I am.
If you are in a store don't stand in the only spot in an aisle where nobody else can look at the products or remotely think about getting by...then when I start to pass and physically touch you after saying "excuse me" 500 times you still don't even flinch or move please do me a solid and take one step forward.
"The world is yours" was a warning of excess in Scarface, not the mantra you should travel by in public. Seriously...dude....
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the lady in that picture kind of looks like my mom. for realz.
can't wait to see what awesome mom jokes that inspires.
Scarface is on the list.
it is not.
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