Hey Monsignor, Garfield still hating on Mondays over there?
These people with their "walking" and their "reading" and their "walking and reading" all over the sidewalk that I'm trying to navigate. It's bad enough with these 7-tiered baby strollers with extra compartments designed to push me into oncoming traffic (like the front of an old-tymey locomotive) and these gold-chained middle school hormone machines walking down the street like they fucking own the neighborhood, but I really cant take these "read-walkers." You really can't wait until you get home from yoga class (on the list!) to crack the latest Dan Brown, can you? People who read while walking down the street: You're on the list.
These people with their "walking" and their "reading" and their "walking and reading" all over the sidewalk that I'm trying to navigate. It's bad enough with these 7-tiered baby strollers with extra compartments designed to push me into oncoming traffic (like the front of an old-tymey locomotive) and these gold-chained middle school hormone machines walking down the street like they fucking own the neighborhood, but I really cant take these "read-walkers." You really can't wait until you get home from yoga class (on the list!) to crack the latest Dan Brown, can you? People who read while walking down the street: You're on the list.
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i do this pretty hard, but still, definitely on the list.
Haha, I was reading a dan brown book walking down the street just the other day! It was a good part I was finishing after I got off the T.
In my defense, I'm the only person on the sidewalk for more than a mile.
Still on the list, aren't I?
I've never read Dan Brown -- not that not having knowledge of something has ever prevented someone from douching on it -- but I'm pretty sure you're biggest offense wasn't the walking, it was the book choice. Just sayin...
i do this too but i manage to not walk into people or be an asshole. and yes, dan brown is on the list.
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