I really didn't want to hear about your marriage, job or band anyway, but really, you couldn't just send a quick "Hey man, nice to hear from you. Tell yer mum I said hello"? Not even a peep on my "wall" or "bulletin board"?

Granted I get pissed when anyone ever writes anything on my social networking page for everyone I know to read because nine times out of ten unless it's me replying it's probably not funny.

But you? Come on. It's like you poked me with a stick and then ran back around the corner, and then back to Taunton to eat a never ending bowl of pizza rolls.

Thanks for the pictures of your spaghetti covered baby though, those were hilarious! Tell yer mum I said hello if you get this message.

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