Sure is hot out today. You know what would be nice right now? Some frozen fart fuel. And sticky hands. That would really help to cool me down. Because I'm infantile and morbidly obese.
There are a few things in the world that are pretty much reserved for children. Milk, sugar, and texting naked pictures of yourself to your friends. Eating an ice cream cone past the age of 12 combines all three, except in this case you're mentally texting a brain image to everyone who sees you that you are a depressed food-medicating douche with no self control.
ON THE FUCKING LIST.
There are a few things in the world that are pretty much reserved for children. Milk, sugar, and texting naked pictures of yourself to your friends. Eating an ice cream cone past the age of 12 combines all three, except in this case you're mentally texting a brain image to everyone who sees you that you are a depressed food-medicating douche with no self control.
ON THE FUCKING LIST.
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Luke, we have found it. The place that you and I are on completely opposite sides of the opinion spectrum. I am happy for us, I don't know if we thought we'd get here.
I'm no longer obese, so I have a leg to stand on on this one. Throw Cherry Vanilla at my face, and I'm yours, eternally...
Haha. Obviously, I kid ice cream. But, you know, like the Wolf at the top of the page says, the list is the list. I am just its earthly vessel.
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