Oh, look at you, person I've met before, you remember my name! Thanks a million, now I have to talk to you for 45 seconds or else you'll think I'm an asshole.
What are you a a census taker? My first grade teacher? A god damn commie?
Hello, My name is:
Forget my name like any decent person would.
What are you a a census taker? My first grade teacher? A god damn commie?
Hello, My name is:
Forget my name like any decent person would.
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I hate everyone that remembers my name
They're trying to exhibit power over you. Literally. They teach this shit as business seminars or whatever.
How about the guy at the table that wants to know the waiter's name, then uses it all night.
"I'll have some more water, Brad. Thanks, Brad."
"Hey Brad, this was good, Brad."
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