Thursday, May 28, 2009

Giving a Shit About Gay Marriage

First off, gay marriage jokes are about as funny as that face transplant lady. Why not let them suffer like this rest of us AM I RIGHT?

But apparently, and I still sort of find this hard to believe, there are people out there who actually give a shit about this "issue" still. Has anyone ever met one of these dudes in the flesh?

Granted, I work and live near Cambridge, which is basically a hippie fairy tale land of free range vegetables, organic arm pit hair and distinguished elbow-patched blazers, but I honestly don't think I've ever heard a real person utter the words "I am against gay marriage." I'm beginning to think these people only exist on the tv, like Wolverine and Bill O'Reilly.

I'm not saying Wolverine is against gay marriage, but then again, you can't argue with science.

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11 comments:

said...

same people who literally believe the bible.(which is also on the list)

said...

do they have those in Cambridge/Boston? Seriously never met one. Meh, maybe I have and blocked it out.

said...

"Everything changes once you have children"

Anonymous said...

Imagine someone who had their first kid on 9/11?

said...

Saying you live in Cambridge and haven't heard anyone say they're against gay marriage is sort of like living in Paris and saying you don't know anyone who doesn't like wearing berets and smoking.

said...

by the way after a little investigation I've determined godhatesfags.com is probably not what you're expecting.

said...

um, what is it you think i was expecting?

said...

I just thought it would be way more pro-America.

said...

That dude is like the most famous fuck face in America. Never heard of him? He protests soldier's funerals and shit saying that's what they get for, I don't know, the fact that other people are gay? Not sure.

said...

Don't be so close minded Luke.

goatéed smoker said...

Well... those people who don't exist made a vote for banning it happen, and won it, so I guess they DO exist

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