Hey man, I'm not one to judge how you waste your money. Lord knows I blow through mine on some truly foolish bullshit (cigs, cable, High Lifes at a local watering hole at 400% mark-up). However, there is a difference here, when I'm doing my thing, I don't bring the very existence of everyone around me to a screeching halt. I'm trying to buy a 5 hour energy shot and an issue of Oui here and I can't get to the register because of you.
Give me a number 6, 3 number 10's, one of those ones with the cake on it, wait, how much is that? Oh no, nevermind then. Finally, this motherfucker is done, I'm thinking. HAHA, done. Now it's time to blast through a few individually selected numbers for mega millions or whatever. Don't forget to pay from a separate pile of money for those.
These fucking people. Dudes/broads painstakingly selecting which fat fried donuts they want in their dozen move quicker than these dirtbags. Got places to be pal, that 2 for 1 Marlboro deal isn't going to smoke itself so please get the fuck out of the way. You may've just blown through all the singles you found in the seats of the El Camino for no return, but look on the bright side... it's still your lucky day. Welcome to the list.
Give me a number 6, 3 number 10's, one of those ones with the cake on it, wait, how much is that? Oh no, nevermind then. Finally, this motherfucker is done, I'm thinking. HAHA, done. Now it's time to blast through a few individually selected numbers for mega millions or whatever. Don't forget to pay from a separate pile of money for those.
These fucking people. Dudes/broads painstakingly selecting which fat fried donuts they want in their dozen move quicker than these dirtbags. Got places to be pal, that 2 for 1 Marlboro deal isn't going to smoke itself so please get the fuck out of the way. You may've just blown through all the singles you found in the seats of the El Camino for no return, but look on the bright side... it's still your lucky day. Welcome to the list.
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4 comments:
good god man! bwooofz!
ha! el camino. this kid is gold, whomever he may be.
Thomas Bellotti, of the Warwick Belottis.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father now prepare to wait for fucking-ever anytime you go to buy a pack of smokes b/c i've discovered red hot cash scratch tickets.
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