Seriously, what is the problem? Are you afraid to touch my hand? Does shaking hands remind you too much of that "incident" that happened with your Uncle Ron when you were 11?Take a grip, squeeze mildly, and move it up and down a few times. Is it really that hard (that's what she said)? This is the worst social fauxpas you can make. It automatically makes you suspect there's something not right about that dude. 99% of the time you are correct.
You are now on notice and on the list.
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I would be afraid to touch your hand, who knows where that things been. This is why I carry Purell around with me in a little bottle.
try rubbing it on your dirty exposed feet.
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