Dear The List,
I like this restaurant I'm at, but I'd kind of prefer to get purposefully slow service and make everyone else at the table really nervous. What are some ways I can achieve this?
Yours,
Clueless Douches the world over
Thanks for writing! I think a good way to start would be waving your arms around in the air to get the server's attention when they're helping another table. Have you considered snapping your fingers or getting up and walking back into the kitchen to check on your meal after ten minutes? Either one of those should get you started, and everything should follow naturally from there.
Thanks for writing, see you soon!
The List
I like this restaurant I'm at, but I'd kind of prefer to get purposefully slow service and make everyone else at the table really nervous. What are some ways I can achieve this?
Yours,
Clueless Douches the world over
Thanks for writing! I think a good way to start would be waving your arms around in the air to get the server's attention when they're helping another table. Have you considered snapping your fingers or getting up and walking back into the kitchen to check on your meal after ten minutes? Either one of those should get you started, and everything should follow naturally from there.
Thanks for writing, see you soon!
The List
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2 comments:
shake the ice in your empty glass/cup... your servant loves to like this.
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guantanamo shae
also a winning move there, for sure.
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