Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Two and a Half Men

Yeah, I said it. Charlie Sheen, his wacky bowling shirts and Ducky Dale can go fuck themselves. Nothing says, "I'm a vinegary, middle aged pathetic 50 year old bachelor that bangs tons of busty bimbos" like a closet full of Tommy Bahama.

The extent of the shows unfunny-ness is unparalleled. Have you noticed that every Joe Sixpack you come into contact with that loves that show can't believe that you don't like it because you "don't get it, it's a guy thing"? Right ...a sitcom about a washed up alcoholic loser with a pompadour and his retard brother is way too Masterpiece Theater for my taste you dunce.

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8 comments:

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hoof!

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what i meant to say there is that joe sixpack is on the list.

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Not to sound like Jake, or a liar, over here, but I've never seen this show.

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I actually have seen this show. I'm surprised that one would need to argue against it since it obviously sucks.

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i wasn't aware that anyone liked this show. thank you for alerting me to this crime of humanity.

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oddly, this is my gay bff's guilty pleasure show. obviously he is not joe sixpack and doesn't find charlie sheen attractive (thank god). even odder, my gay bff is not jake zavracky.

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someone likes it, it's like the most popular show on tv.

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