Thursday, May 14, 2009

Insisting People Use Your Full First Name

Come on Dave. I've known you for 15 years. I've been calling you Dave the whole time and it's been working fine. I'm not going to start calling you David. That goes for you too, Jonathan, Michael, Elizabeth, Jennifer, Anastasia, Jacob, Joseph and Nathan.

There's only two reasons to do this; either you are transparently grasping at individualism or you want to be ON THE LIST.














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3 comments:

said...

do people really do this? i've never even heard of this. maybe in godforsaken Brooklyn where you live.

said...

if this isn't a shot across the bow against Michael "Mike" Brodeur, I don't know what is. No need to get personal Jake!

said...

didn't you try to get people to call you jacob ffs?

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