Hey scallop pegs, what are you, four years old? Are your wittle legs all hot and sweaty? Too bad, junior, put on the long pants like a big boy.

There are only a couple acceptable instances in which you can wear shorts:

1) You're performing some sort of exercise.
2) You live on the surface of the sun.
3) You're a clueless dick.

Case closed. Nice pegs, by the way.

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