EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! Walking case of Diabetes in a pair of beat up Timberlands and a Bruins hat really likes milk shakes but is in here ordering French Vanilla Iced Coffee with "extra extra."
First of all, French Vanilla? French people aren't even born with the taste buds necessary to taste vanilla, it's basically a made up flavor like Hazelnut, or Teriyaki. Second of all, you are on the list, throw that drink at a Hummer or something.
First of all, French Vanilla? French people aren't even born with the taste buds necessary to taste vanilla, it's basically a made up flavor like Hazelnut, or Teriyaki. Second of all, you are on the list, throw that drink at a Hummer or something.
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True. Also everytime I'm in Dunkin Donuts ordering my small black coffee there is inevitably some big tough lummox in front of me ordering a rasberry smoothie or whatever they call it with extra whipped cream. What are you 9 years old? I can't wait to pay for your health insurance with my tax dollars.
there is a veritable slew of things going along with drinking coffee that could go on the list. not the least of which is starbucks stupid names for small, medium and large coffees. i refuse to call them that, i feel like it'd be a violation of my dignity to do so. that sort of behavior however, is definitely on the list.
Those Starbucks sizes are definitely on the list but right under it on the list is the guy in Starbucks letting everyone in there know (lying) he has absolutely no idea how to figure the sizes out.
i love the tags on this one yo. whipped cream might be on the list too come to think of it. right?
yes. Whipped cream is not for adults.
saw a lady ask for extra cream and 6 nutrasweets the other day. 6 fucking nutrasweets! that's like 12-24 teaspoons of sugar. horrifying.
Hoof, milkshakes. That's basically what they want to order. And with coollatas and frapaccinos and shit that's what they actually get.
Just getting a coffee here. 5 thousand calorie coffee.
Still being annoyed by the starbucks naming system is on the list. it's ingrained. it's here. if you don't know it by now you should be ashamed. pretending you don't get it is the worst thing in the world. put that guy at the very top of the list.
YEAH I'LL GET A LAHGE ICED COFFEE.
Venti Iced Coffee coming up.
YEAH, A LAHGE, WHATEVER IT'S CALLED. I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW. IS IT WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE?
That tattoo.
if you go to dunkin donuts you deserve whatever form of douchebaggery you encounter.
also, do we think that tattoo is of her own face?
it's rachel ray innit? not knowing who famous people are: ON THE LIST
its rachel ray.
are you putting my dignity on the list luke? because i just refuse to order coffee in italian. thankfully, i also hate starbucks coffee so i dont have to encounter this problem very often.
Hating Starbucks is on the list right below loving Starbucks.
Christian is exactly correct.
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