Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Being Afraid of Magic

Probably not a coincidence that the people who believe that Superman wrote a magic book of rules for goat herders about how hard they can beat their women and slaves are also those most petrified by the imminent threat of the Ay-rabs chemical bombing their local Waffle House.

Slipping in the tub. That's something I'm scared of. Car accidents too. Why? Because cars and bathtubs are evil, that's why.

What is this other nonsense? Might as well walk around looking out for anvils and pianos falling from the sky. You've got a better chance of getting killed by Magneto.

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