Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Car Alarms

Hey dude, I don't think anyone's going to steal your 93 Toyota Camry. Setting the car alarm to go off every fifteen minutes when anyone walks within ten feet of it is probably a little overzealous. You've already got The Club on the steering wheel.

It seems more likely that someone is going to go out there and smash all the windows because they have a hangover and they're trying to sleep it off but your annoying alarm keeps waking them up. I mean not me but somebody might.

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4 comments:

said...

nyc has broken you. you should've just moved to long island.

said...

none taken, though.

said...

People think Spiderman's gonna roll up and save their dusty cd cases and empty gatorade bottles? Disable that shit.

Anonymous said...

Ball peen hammer + robogrip pliers = smashed window, popped hood and disconnected battery

Works every time. (Or at least the twice I've done it.)

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