You think movies and TV turd the bed these days because no one in Hollywood has any imagination? Wrong, it's because of your goofy little identity group.
Yo Hollywood, I'm a self identifying pissant who can't relate to anyone that doesn't look or act exactly like myself. So what do you say you throw, like, I don't know, a rapper in every movie just in case to cover the urban demo? And what have you got in the line of spunky little kids that can fight aliens and robots and what not? No way kids are gonna be able to deal with an hour and a half of excitement and explosions if they don't have a test-group vetted little shit to project their booger faced imaginations onto.
Same for politics. I'm a mongoloid from some ass crack of a town in the South who is afraid of the gay marriage aids and the a-rab aids and drives a man truck. Think you can dumb that law-talk down a notch or two to appeal to my knuckle dragging demo. Let's keep this operation focused, alright?
Demographics, on the list's pie chart.
Yo Hollywood, I'm a self identifying pissant who can't relate to anyone that doesn't look or act exactly like myself. So what do you say you throw, like, I don't know, a rapper in every movie just in case to cover the urban demo? And what have you got in the line of spunky little kids that can fight aliens and robots and what not? No way kids are gonna be able to deal with an hour and a half of excitement and explosions if they don't have a test-group vetted little shit to project their booger faced imaginations onto.
Same for politics. I'm a mongoloid from some ass crack of a town in the South who is afraid of the gay marriage aids and the a-rab aids and drives a man truck. Think you can dumb that law-talk down a notch or two to appeal to my knuckle dragging demo. Let's keep this operation focused, alright?
Demographics, on the list's pie chart.
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