You know what food is great? Bacon. Bacon is fucking awesome. So is steak, so are burritos, so are grilled cheese sandwiches and yet, only bacon elicits this weird, overplayed white person thing where people overcompensate for how much they like it.
It is good. Can't we just leave it at that? Apparently not. Apparently, you have to get bacon underwear and make bacon infused bourbon and put bacon strip stickers on your guitar case and forward emails with the bacon flow chart. How old are you? You're like 36 and you're becoming a fan of bacon on Facebook? Doing that.
Good lord man, get a hold of yourself. Being really into bacon is on the list!
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3 comments:
awesome. so true.
Vegetarians talking about how the first thing they would eat if they went back is bacon.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-end-of-baconmania/Content?oid=1509727
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