Oh hey! We just had really sweaty/drunk/awkward sex! We don't really know each other (well, except Biblically) and I probably wouldn't even like you if you gave me the chance! It was fun and all, I didn't even fake it (because that goes straight on the List) but could you um, get the fuck off me? I'm hot, tired and probably hungry for a sandwich, so you spooning me, or heaven forbid, touching my hair, just makes me think you are:
a. insincere
b. delusional
c. a creepshow
d. on the List
You aren't my boyfriend, my puppy, my kitten or my Snuggie (just goofing, I do not actually own one), so could you just roll over to your side and stay the fuck over there?
GET OFF ME AND GET ON THE LIST.
a. insincere
b. delusional
c. a creepshow
d. on the List
You aren't my boyfriend, my puppy, my kitten or my Snuggie (just goofing, I do not actually own one), so could you just roll over to your side and stay the fuck over there?
GET OFF ME AND GET ON THE LIST.
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4 comments:
This one has the best title of them all
yeah, thinking this one's a keeper.
haha. well done. showing these old farts how to roll.
you are my hero. so great.
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