WOAH, HEY THERE!! I just wanted to grab my shit out of my locker and get on with my day but I couldn't help noticing your unusually large pubic mound and pronounced labia majora. PUT THAT SHIT UNDER WRAPS AND HAVE SOME FUCKING SEMBLANCE OF DECORUM. Jesus, if I wanted to look at nipples that look like you slapped a couple of slices of mortadella on your tits I'd hit up Coco Austin's web stream. I think I'll skip dinner, thanks.
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Where do you go to the gym, the high school from "Porky's"?
haha^ joz.
You think that's bad? I just went in to this public bathroom to wash my hands and this guy was standing at a urinal with his dick out.
Urinating.
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