Speaking of completely made up horse shit what's this peanut allergy nonsense? They literally have quarantine zones in elementary schools now for kids who can't come into contact with another kid's peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Allergic to peanuts? I'm allergic to pussies. Imagine going through life without peanut butter? What's the point. We didn't have imaginary allergies like this when we were young. Then again dad used to let us sit on his lap and hold onto the steering wheel of the station wagon while he reached into the cooler in the back seat and gunned second hand smoke into our grills, so it's probably all a wash.
Allergic to peanuts? I'm allergic to pussies. Imagine going through life without peanut butter? What's the point. We didn't have imaginary allergies like this when we were young. Then again dad used to let us sit on his lap and hold onto the steering wheel of the station wagon while he reached into the cooler in the back seat and gunned second hand smoke into our grills, so it's probably all a wash.
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Dude - my daughter's whole school is peanut free. Try sending your kid a lunch every day without being able to send a peanut butter sandwich, ever. Can't even send granola bars cause they might have been made on some machine that once had peanuts on it. F that . . .
I read the words "dude - my daughter..." and thought I was in for an ass reaming.
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