Friday, May 29, 2009

Nervous break room conversations with co-workers you don't know

Me: Minding my own business cleaning my douche water bottle so I can save the earth

Co-Worker I have seen in the halls but don't know: Hey there's nothing like a clean container! You better get a garden hose to hose that thing down! Man I'm so glad it's Friday, whew, am I right? I hope the coffee machine doesn't screw me out of a full cup this morning cause boy, do I need it to get through the day! Did you see that hot girl from finance yesterday? I think she may be
preggers...I guess I'll never have a chance now! HA HA! OK Man I'll see you around!

Seriously

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5 comments:

said...

conversations. i mean if you really think about it.

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"Hey my comedy troupe is performing this Thursday..."

said...

what kind of bush league The Office reenactment is that picture from?

said...

The problem with other people is that they think they're funny.

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i can think of a few people on a website that applies to

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