Jesus Christ, is there anything worse than being around a comedian when he's not on stage?
DINNER PARTY - INT. - NIGHT
Me: Hey, you know what's funny? I saw this guy today and...
Comedian: You guys hear about the Buddhist who refused his Novocain at the dentist? He wanted to TRANSCEND DENTAL MEDICATION!!!
THE END
DINNER PARTY - INT. - NIGHT
Me: Hey, you know what's funny? I saw this guy today and...
Comedian: You guys hear about the Buddhist who refused his Novocain at the dentist? He wanted to TRANSCEND DENTAL MEDICATION!!!
THE END
Here's the rule: Unless you're standing two feet above me with a spotlight on you keep the one-liners on the back burner. We run bits around here.
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1 comment:
fucking canned humor. the worst.
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