Friday, May 29, 2009

Not Knowing Whether or Not the New Guy You Are Dating Has a Penis the Size of a Baby Carrot or What

I wish there was a way of knowing this in advance. I don't want toget invested in this if thats what I'm going to have to come to terms with.

That's really all there is to this entry.

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6 comments:

said...

my dogs love baby carrots

said...

Just do what I do and fuck on the first date. If it doesn't pan out,evs.

Anonymous said...

Give him a handy ffs.

said...

love it.

said...

what if you don't want to seem like a whore right away though?

said...

Fuck on the first date Ursy...did you have this happen recently?

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