Yeah ass face, I saw the hot new girl. Everyone saw her walk in and said to themselves, "Damn, she's hot." To themselves.
Keep your drooling, haven't-been-laid-in-months, creepy perv banter to yourself. You're staring is making her, and me, uncomfortable. And she knows you're only milling around the copy machine so you can steal a look at her ass, which you will never touch.
Go look at porn. Go home. Just shut up and get away from me.
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probably just throw "men" on the list and cover all our bases.
And why (and this is coming from a girl with a decent rack) do guys feel the need to TELL you, you have a decent rack. "Yeah guy, I know, they've been hanging around since about 7th grade, but thanks for pointing out my gigantic knockers. I never would have noticed them!!"
it's ok, these broads all get fat eventually and the problem self-corrects.
really struggling with an answer to anonymous' query. maybe it's because chatting up broads is on the list to begin with, and most guys know it, so they revert to default boner man mode? not sure.
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