Look, I am going to preface this by saying yes, I watch HBO's True Blood. And yes, I am a "chick." BUT. That does not make me a hypocrite. And here's why:
I watch True Blood because I like trashy sex and Frank Sobotka from The Wire is on it. I am not ashamed of this. However, chicks who are actually into vampires need to fucking relax. Just admit you have S&M fantasies and want it a little rough and move on. Everybody knows people only read Anne Rice because they are horny. You might as well pick up a Nora Roberts novel. I mean, come on. The vampire thing is so played. You know it's lame if Leslie Nielsen made fun of it in 1995. So quit acting like Robert Pattinson reinvented the wheel. What's next, centaurs?
I watch True Blood because I like trashy sex and Frank Sobotka from The Wire is on it. I am not ashamed of this. However, chicks who are actually into vampires need to fucking relax. Just admit you have S&M fantasies and want it a little rough and move on. Everybody knows people only read Anne Rice because they are horny. You might as well pick up a Nora Roberts novel. I mean, come on. The vampire thing is so played. You know it's lame if Leslie Nielsen made fun of it in 1995. So quit acting like Robert Pattinson reinvented the wheel. What's next, centaurs?
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3 comments:
this is all true. and i really do think true blood is excused because there are so many naked hot people on it that if you have a pituitary gland, you should appreciate this.
what's a pituitary gland?
i couldn't deal with that show, btw. although that one wacky broad who was boning the stupid hick hot dude probably had the best tubs i've ever seen on the tv ever.
I'd sign back up for cable if anna paquin gets underneath a centaur.
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