Anyone know where I can get one of those sample-sized meat hooks the dentist's girlfriend stabs you in the gums with? I feel like I just bit into a can of brown paint.
What sort of toothy, underwater dinosaur is this stuff made for? Look at it. Eating toffee is like biting into a sugary tectonic plate. What is that a picture of exactly anyway, candy or the surface of a distant moon?
As far as I can tell toffee's only practical function is ruining that layered whip cream cake (Trifle? Truffle? Someone look into that) that no one ever finishes on Thanksgiving.
That and waging super villain fights on space helicopters against this guy:
What sort of toothy, underwater dinosaur is this stuff made for? Look at it. Eating toffee is like biting into a sugary tectonic plate. What is that a picture of exactly anyway, candy or the surface of a distant moon?
As far as I can tell toffee's only practical function is ruining that layered whip cream cake (Trifle? Truffle? Someone look into that) that no one ever finishes on Thanksgiving.
That and waging super villain fights on space helicopters against this guy:
Toffee goes on the list.
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2 comments:
toffee is retardedly delicious
toffee sucks cock. can i say that on here?
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