These people think they are saving the world by not eating some cows and they want you to know it. But guess what, assholes? The reason the world needs saving is because there's not enough trees. And cows eat trees, geniuses.
Have you ever met a cow? They're a bunch of jerks! Plus they're all incredibly racist. They will not go near Asians. When was the last time you saw a cow hanging out with an Asian?
Have you ever met a 50 year old vegetarian? Probably not. There's like 11 of them. Know why? All of these sanctimonious assholes eventually go back to eating meat because it is delicious and good for you.
They've done a really good job selling their propaganda, these vegetarians. These lies are readily repeated by smelly hippies all over the globe without an ounce of critical thinking. They're too stoned to think critically. Meat is bad for you, they say. They put chemicals and shit in it. Well my Dad is 120 years old and he eats meat every day. So scientifically speaking, your research leaves a little something to be desired.
Vegetarians. Number one on the list.
Have you ever met a cow? They're a bunch of jerks! Plus they're all incredibly racist. They will not go near Asians. When was the last time you saw a cow hanging out with an Asian?
Have you ever met a 50 year old vegetarian? Probably not. There's like 11 of them. Know why? All of these sanctimonious assholes eventually go back to eating meat because it is delicious and good for you.
They've done a really good job selling their propaganda, these vegetarians. These lies are readily repeated by smelly hippies all over the globe without an ounce of critical thinking. They're too stoned to think critically. Meat is bad for you, they say. They put chemicals and shit in it. Well my Dad is 120 years old and he eats meat every day. So scientifically speaking, your research leaves a little something to be desired.
Vegetarians. Number one on the list.
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3 comments:
B- rant, but the unfunny shit about asians dropped it to a D+
Don't tread on me Zavracky!
Yeah it was way out of line to call cows racist against asians. I can see that line of reasoning completely.
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