Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Most Men's Feet

I don't want to see them. I'm sorry. They are probably ugly. Maybe they have a bit too much dark hair on them or they are just large or calloused. My feet are not attractive and I'm a woman who gets occasional pedicures and showers daily and all that. There might be a few exceptions to this ugly male feet thing but unless you are going to the beach or live in the jungle or something, most men's feet are on the list so you should cover them up. Please don't wear sandals or go barefoot. Come to think of it, don't wear shorts or go shirtless. I don't want to see your legs either. Cover your entire body at all times. Keep it under wraps because I can't bare the sight of your masculinity. I just can't handle it. I might just lose all sense of control and lord knows we don't want that. So keep it under wraps and start with your feet.

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1 comment:

said...

good god woman. look at those peg stubs.

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