Who the fuck saw this coming? Not me, that's for sure, but overly complex joke sports jerseys? They're simply not on the list.
A rival team's star player's number with an ironic name?
Amazing.
.08 with the name "Drunk"?
Even better.
Do your best sports nation! And sleep well knowing, you're surprisingly *NOT* on the list.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: SORRY, THIS SHIT IS ON THE LIST. BUT CARING ABOUT IT TOO HARD EITHER WAY IS ON THE LIST TOO, SO PROBABLY JUST CALL IT EVEN.]
A rival team's star player's number with an ironic name?
Amazing.
.08 with the name "Drunk"?
Even better.
Do your best sports nation! And sleep well knowing, you're surprisingly *NOT* on the list.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: SORRY, THIS SHIT IS ON THE LIST. BUT CARING ABOUT IT TOO HARD EITHER WAY IS ON THE LIST TOO, SO PROBABLY JUST CALL IT EVEN.]
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6 comments:
you sure about this?
there's a reason these posts are labeled, "surprisingly not on the list".
trust me.
those are on the list, don't kid yourself.
not exactly sure what you're going for here but it could work with a little fine tuning.
a compromise might be that all of these are on the list, except a sam malone red sox shirt and that aerosmith hockey jersey, which has the aerosmith logo on the front, the number 9 on the back and the word "lives" for the name. so it was said and so it was done.
this shit is on the list. sorry leo and sorry america.
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