You know what 17th Century Philosopher is great? Bacon. Sir Francis Bacon is fucking awesome. So is Hobbes, so is Locke, so is Rene Descartes and yet, only Bacon elicits this weird, overplayed white person thing where people overcompensate for how much they like him.
He is good. Can't we just say "Three cheers for the scientific method!" and leave it at that? Apparently not. Apparently, you have to get Sir Francis Bacon underwear and name your first born Viscount Sir Francis and go on and on about how Bacon is among the rare group of scientists that died during their experiments. How old are you? You're like 36 and you're becoming a fan of Sir Francis Bacon on Facebook? Doing that.
Good lord man, get a hold of yourself. Being really into Sir Francis Bacon is on the list!
He is good. Can't we just say "Three cheers for the scientific method!" and leave it at that? Apparently not. Apparently, you have to get Sir Francis Bacon underwear and name your first born Viscount Sir Francis and go on and on about how Bacon is among the rare group of scientists that died during their experiments. How old are you? You're like 36 and you're becoming a fan of Sir Francis Bacon on Facebook? Doing that.
Good lord man, get a hold of yourself. Being really into Sir Francis Bacon is on the list!
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laughed at this in spite of myself.
-JTP
Oh man, I forgot that -JTP business. haha.
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