First of all, you must be under 22 to wear Chuck Taylors. Chuck Taylors do not constitute adult footwear. If you need evidence that they're not made for adults, look no further than the fact that they come in plaid, pink, and with 50 Cent's face plastered all over them. Generally companies trying to reach adult markets avoid decorating their products in this manner.
I know, I know, you really loved the Replacements and the Ramones in high school, and wearing Chucks was part of your identity. Everybody likes lots of things in high school, like drinking Purple Passion, squeezing their zits and masturbating furiously 4 times a day. That doesn't you mean you continue this behavior into your late 30's. Maybe the masturbating.
There are only 3 reasons to wear Chuck Taylors:
1. You have not yet reached the point of maturation.
2. You have never had sex.
3. You are an asshole.
Or you just like being on the list. I guess that makes 4.
I know, I know, you really loved the Replacements and the Ramones in high school, and wearing Chucks was part of your identity. Everybody likes lots of things in high school, like drinking Purple Passion, squeezing their zits and masturbating furiously 4 times a day. That doesn't you mean you continue this behavior into your late 30's. Maybe the masturbating.
There are only 3 reasons to wear Chuck Taylors:
1. You have not yet reached the point of maturation.
2. You have never had sex.
3. You are an asshole.
Or you just like being on the list. I guess that makes 4.
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don't you call bob cousy an asshole(he's like pablo picasso in that way)
oops sorry. luke - that was a reference to a modern lovers song who, and i don't have time to google it, most likely broke up before oasis invented music or what have you.
obviously cousy is grandfathered in
no it's cool, that's the guy that debuted in Something About Mary
ha ha to the bob cousy being grandfathered in and the oasis joke. but who in their right mind is wearing chuck taylors with shit painted on them? a 12 year old from the midwest in the 80s?
probably tons of dude hammers running around your gay brooklyn neighborhood with them on i imagine. no end to the depths these kids will plum. plum depths? is that a thing?
no one talks shit about the Cooz, by the way.
-HC class of '99
i think it would be plumbing depths.
I don't think there's any shortage of Chuck Taylors in Watertown
I don't know if you've got a proper grasp of Watertown.
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