There are few things out there that a man (broads too, I guess) can truly enjoy after a hard day in the cubicle. An ice cold beer is one of them and these fucks have ruined it.
Congratulations, you've taken a time honored tradition of having a few belts and turned it into a seminar.
Ooh, love the hoppiness on this one, wonder what kind of malt they used for this? Oh, is that cold brewed? Man, only in Oregon can they pull that style off.
Can't you just pop a shitty American lager and be done with it? You fucks had to take it to the next level, didn't you? Enjoying a cold one with the boys was just too easy. Bob, you tried this one? It tastes like a christmas tree with some alcohol in it.
Also, if you're talking about beer while drinking beer, come the fuck on. Here's what you're supposed to talk about when drinking beer: getting the band back together, broads you've pretended to poke and sports.
Drinking beer was perfectly fine until you guys came along. Beer douches and the beers they drink. The list.
Congratulations, you've taken a time honored tradition of having a few belts and turned it into a seminar.
Ooh, love the hoppiness on this one, wonder what kind of malt they used for this? Oh, is that cold brewed? Man, only in Oregon can they pull that style off.
Can't you just pop a shitty American lager and be done with it? You fucks had to take it to the next level, didn't you? Enjoying a cold one with the boys was just too easy. Bob, you tried this one? It tastes like a christmas tree with some alcohol in it.
Also, if you're talking about beer while drinking beer, come the fuck on. Here's what you're supposed to talk about when drinking beer: getting the band back together, broads you've pretended to poke and sports.
Drinking beer was perfectly fine until you guys came along. Beer douches and the beers they drink. The list.
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4 comments:
haha. great call. nothing wrong with a few normal bowls of working man's ale
my hatred for beer douches everywhere is joined at the hip to my hatred for assholes who can't bother to know even the most basic facts about wine.
true. there is a fine line if knowledge you are allowed to have both. too much or too little either way and you are suspect.
Beer is on the list
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