Monday, May 11, 2009

Beets

Hey, here's an idea: let's eat some crunchy purple water orbs. Is purple even supposed to occur naturally in the world? No it is not.

What is this cartoon vegetable shit? Put it on the list.

Oh, and for anyone who likes puns or whatever it is you word hippies call them, beets are known as
beta vulgaris in science talk. Think about that.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait wait wait. Beets are def NOT on the list. Beets are the new hottest thing. English muffins are next. Fuck bagels. You heard it here first.

said...

English muffins are rad, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

bagels still aren't on the list.

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