Here's some shit I just made up on deadline. It's a real fresh take that says a lot about the way we are living now in America. Kind of a...uh... human condition through a pop culture lens piece I guess. It's about, I don't know, a new colored hat? Uh...some retro shit that five kids in Allston brought back on a goof? Are people still...what?...buying gas? Fuck it, let's just go with the sexting high school kids gay marrying immigrant sharks angle.
Anyway, the point is that I've provided three examples to back up my invented scam, only one of which I got from asking my buddy to front on it. You can't argue with three. That's just basic J school logic.
Let's get my giant head on cable news right quick so we can get cross platform on this high concept turd and keep running game for a couple cycles. Someone get Contessa Brewer's booker on the blower, I think we've really got something here.
Anyway, the point is that I've provided three examples to back up my invented scam, only one of which I got from asking my buddy to front on it. You can't argue with three. That's just basic J school logic.
Let's get my giant head on cable news right quick so we can get cross platform on this high concept turd and keep running game for a couple cycles. Someone get Contessa Brewer's booker on the blower, I think we've really got something here.
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i saw that this morning too. terrible.
wait, what did you see?
the teenage sexting story on some stupid sunday morning news show.
didn't, but i've seen enough of them.
Experts say that your last three blog posts have all been subpar. Therefore, your blogging skills are clearly in decline and I will write a trend piece about it for my own blog, which can be found at http://thebloggingaboutbloggersblog.com
Experts say you're a jerk faced turd!
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